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Tumblr is dead for guys like me, thanks you fucking stupid people
jackburtonamericanhero:

My new response to everything on Tumblr.

justintattoo801:

My other tattooer buddy and I got on a nerd kick the other day…… I made these, definitely need to be tattooed.

These need to be tattooed so bad.

(Source: alwaysmoneyinthebnanastand)

fewerbrokenpieces:

THANK YOU RONALD REAGAN

YOUR LEGACY IS INTACT

slightlyundead:

I love this show. At least the first season.

(Source: fewerbrokenpieces)

americanfrontier:

oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

(via with-both-my-hearts)